This Is Not A Dog It's A Siren Husky Sweatshirt | Funny Sarcastic Pet Lover Crewneck

This Is Not A Dog It's A Siren Husky Sweatshirt | Funny Sarcastic Pet Lover Crewneck This cozy crewneck celebrates the loud, chaotic charm of Siberian Huskies with a wink. Soft, medium-weight fabric wraps you in warmth while an embroidered or printed “This Is Not A Dog — It's A Siren” motif declares your home’s true alarm system. Wear it on slow mornings, dog-walk adventures, or late-night couch watch patrols. The ribbed collar and durable double-needle stitching hold up to frequent wear and the tubular-knit body keeps seams minimal and comfortable. It’s dry, warm, and a little sarcastic — just like your husky. Sized for adults, it lands as an easy go-to for chilly walks, snowy runs, and getting cozy after a day of zoomies. Product features - Embroidered or printed motif placement: left chest, center chest, large center, and wrists. - Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton‑poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability. - Tubular knit (no side seams) with ribbed collar and double-needle stitching. - DTF inner neck labels and wrist prints; DTG used for other prints; OEKO‑TEX dyes. - Made in Nicaragua from ethically grown US cotton; meets safety and compliance standards. Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30°C or 90°F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Do not dry-clean