This cheeky vintage-style crewneck brings chaotic holiday humor to your wardrobe. A tipsy Santa rides a toilet, reindeer in tow, beer raised and stars swirling — a design made to provoke laughs and spark conversations at rowdy holiday gatherings. The midweight, soft sweatshirt drapes comfortably over jeans, joggers, or PJs and wears like a familiar friend through long nights of ugly-sweater games, bar hops, and white elephant swaps. The muted, retro-print aesthetic feels lived-in, while durable DTG printing and solid construction mean the joke lasts through many seasons. It’s geared toward adults who prefer sarcastic, offbeat holiday fun — musicians, beer lovers, coworkers, or anyone who wants a wildly irreverent take on Christmas tradition.
Product features
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Midweight 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for comfort and durability
- Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for shape retention and strength
- Durable DTG print with DTF inner neck labels; embroidery available as an option
- OEKO‑TEX dyes, US cotton sourcing, and compliance with safety standards
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
