Turn heads with a dark, witty twist on science culture. This crewneck carries a parody “Recreational Plutonium — 100 caplets” label, complete with the radiation symbol and a tongue-in-cheek safety warning. It reads like a faux pharmaceutical package and lands squarely in that dry, absurd humor space—perfect for late-night lab talk, sarcastic commutes, or quiet bragging at the coffee shop. The design balances bold graphic contrast with a soft, wearable base so the joke feels effortless, not forced. Wear it when you want to nod to physics, provoke a double-take, or trade smirks with fellow nerds and engineers during campus walks, study sessions, or casual meetups.
Product features
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a cleaner look and reduced fabric waste
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for long-lasting shape and strength
- OEKO-TEX certified dyes and ethically sourced US cotton (US Cotton Trust Protocol)
- DTG/DTF print methods with optional embroidery placements on chest or wrists
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
